Wednesday, July 18, 2012

How to find a pet rock. Pt2

Now for part two now that you have decided what type of rock you want, I will tell you exactly how to find one,capture it , and make it your slaves.

TYPE 1











                                                             
Now to find these types of rocks it's important to locate their leader(fact: rocks usually travel in packs of 3)
Now that you know this it should be quite easy to locate rocks.Also rocks are known for their shape shifting abilities, and can be disguised as anything, so it's fair to say that anytime there is three things in one place there is a 100% chance one of them is a rock.  

TYPE 2:

 
Now for the next type of pet rock, all you have to do is find a celebrity, here I have outlined all the notable celebrity hot spots: Hollywood,corner of the street buying drugs,pharmacy,street pharmacy,high class restaurant, pokecenter, whorehouse,housewhore,Whitney Houstan's vagina. Also it needs to be said when ever someone in Holly would says no they mean yes no matter what , so be persistent.!

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