How to find a pet rock.

Even an adventurer such as myself still longs for a lifelong companion. If your like me (and you probably are) you'll never find a girlfriend because you're forever alone. So what's almost as good as a girlfriend?A flesh light, and what's almost as good as a flesh light? A pet. Now most pets are awful, as outlined below:
Look at this "animal", what a disgrace.


So that's why the best pet to get is a pet rock. Now pet rocks are and I repeat NOT for beginners, it takes years of experience with pets to handle them. Now with that out of the way we will now start our search for a pet rock.

What kind of pet rock?

Now that you realize you want a pet rock you need to figure out what kind. As below I have picked some of the most popular two types of pet rocks:

Great with Families

Doesn't react well to cats.



Part two will be continued in the next post: Ask any questions in the comment section below.